I’m so high, I had a lighter in my hand and almost lit it thinking it was my phone.
From the Archive of the Biting Beaver, originally written circa 2007.
The Rapist Checklist
Some things to remember…
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist…
A lot of these are true, but the ones that aren’t make whoever wrote this a fucking piece of shit.